The Ballad Of Rusty Strings

7-5-07

Intro (spoken)

This song is about our band

A little band called Rusty Strings

Verse 1

We got Rusty Bob

He done left his job

Now he's a retiree

That cool guitar

Better cover the bar

If we're gonna make it B-I-G

Chorus

We're all just a little bit rusty

Rusty Strings are us

We play moldy golden oldies

But this song's all about

Rusty Strings

Verse 2

We got Rusty Pam

She's a natural ham

She plays by the book on stage

She sure can toot

That magic flute

Till it's time to turn the page

(Chorus)

Verse 3

We got Rusty Kevin

With a voice like heaven

Man he has a way with words

If he can't recall

A noun at all

He'll substitute a verb

(Chorus)

Verse 4

We got Rusty Jack

Takin' up the slack

Effects box set on 'stun'

It might take a while

But when we see him smile

We know that we're havin' fun

(Chorus)

Tag

Rusty Strings

Rusty Strings